{"id":3969,"date":"2020-05-14T07:24:23","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T07:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/?p=3969"},"modified":"2022-11-09T14:38:47","modified_gmt":"2022-11-09T14:38:47","slug":"le-mie-dolci-superstizioni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/2020\/05\/14\/le-mie-dolci-superstizioni\/","title":{"rendered":"Le mie dolci superstizioni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Benim tatl\u0131 bat\u0131llar\u0131m!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u0131p camias\u0131 <em>obsesif kompulsif bozukluk<\/em>, bizim cami <em>g\u00fcnah <\/em>oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor ama ben gizliden tatl\u0131 tatl\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcyorum, yani \u015fu ana kadar gizliydi. San\u0131r\u0131m iyile\u015fme konusunda bir ad\u0131m atmak \u00fczere ilk terapimi burada sizinle yapmaya karar verdim. Bu s\u0131rr\u0131m\u0131 kimseyle payla\u015fmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 biliyorum ama yine de size g\u00fcvenebilece\u011fimi bildirmek i\u00e7in telefonumu <em>\u00fc\u00e7 kere<\/em> \u00e7ald\u0131r\u0131n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yoksa bu yaz\u0131y\u0131 geri \u00e7eker, delili\u011fime dair delil b\u0131rakmam ortada!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7ok bozuluyorum, niye <em>bozukluk<\/em> veya <em>g\u00fcnah <\/em>olsun ki! Kime ne zarar\u0131m var kendimden ba\u015fka? Kendime zarar\u0131m da az\u0131c\u0131k vakit kayb\u0131 o kadar, \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr g\u00fcnl\u00fck faaliyetlerimi etkileyecek derecede olmad\u0131 hi\u00e7bir zaman bat\u0131lc\u0131klar\u0131m. Aman tahtaya vuray\u0131m hemen <em>\u00fc\u00e7 kere<\/em>, ne olur ne olmaz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tablolar, \u00f6rt\u00fcler ve hal\u0131lar d\u00fczg\u00fcn duracak. Buna itiraz\u0131 olan yoktur san\u0131r\u0131m. Fincan kulplar\u0131 ayn\u0131 y\u00f6nde ve hizal\u0131 olacak ikramda, misafirin rahat\u00e7a alabilmesi i\u00e7in sa\u011f tarafta. Ya misafir solaksa? Kitaplar boy s\u0131ras\u0131na g\u00f6re dizili, buzdolab\u0131ndaki \u015fi\u015feler ve kavanozlar \u00f6n etiketleri \u00f6ne gelecek \u015fekilde yerle\u015fecek. Ayn\u0131 \u015fey temizlik malzemeleri i\u00e7in de ge\u00e7erli. P\u00fcsk\u00fcrtme noktas\u0131 geli\u015fig\u00fczel yerde b\u0131rak\u0131lmaz, \u00f6nde duracak. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/640609121-s1-iphone-product-5b99521bc2bf6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3996\" width=\"148\" height=\"124\"\/><figcaption><em> Sar\u00e0&nbsp;sempre cos\u00ec <br>Hep b\u00f6yle olacak<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Bu kural\u0131m\u0131 her \u015fi\u015fede o kadar aksatmadan uygular\u0131m ki birinde hi\u00e7 bakmadan parf\u00fcm s\u0131karken ba\u015f parma\u011f\u0131m ve i\u015faret parma\u011f\u0131m\u0131n aras\u0131ndan do\u011frudan g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcn i\u00e7ine s\u0131k\u0131p uzun m\u00fcddet kendime gelememi\u015ftim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ben hayatta \u00f6yle b\u0131rakmayaca\u011f\u0131ma g\u00f6re parf\u00fcm\u00fcm\u00fc ba\u015fkas\u0131 kullanm\u0131\u015f olmal\u0131yd\u0131!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Evde veya ofiste temizlik yap\u0131l\u0131rken durmam yard\u0131mc\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131nda \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc i\u015f yapt\u0131rmam. Her \u015fey yerine an\u0131nda do\u011fru bir \u015fekilde yerle\u015fsin isterim, ya birbirine paralel ya dik a\u00e7\u0131yla, d\u00fczg\u00fcn d\u00fczg\u00fcn. Biblolar ise rap rap asker gibi de\u011fil, hafif bir a\u00e7\u0131 verilerek do\u011fal durmal\u0131. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yard\u0131mc\u0131lar cetvel, g\u00f6nye, iletki ve pergel kullanarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in temizlik  sonras\u0131nda benim mesaim ba\u015flar. Bir kitap veya DVD ters konmu\u015fsa g\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fcm hemen, kalamaz \u00f6yle. Biblolar veya di\u011fer e\u015fyalar benim g\u00f6z\u00fcme ho\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fckleri koordinatlara geri gelir. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne var ki bunda? Fenerbah\u00e7e&#8217;nin kazand\u0131\u011f\u0131 ma\u00e7ta giydi\u011fi g\u00f6mle\u011fi y\u0131katmay\u0131p futbol sezonu boyunca her ma\u00e7ta o g\u00f6mle\u011fi giyen adam <em>totem yap\u0131yor<\/em> oluyor da benim tertip ve d\u00fczenime niye <em>bozukluk<\/em> deniyor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dct\u00fcn\u00fcn fi\u015fini \u00e7ekmedim, oca\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6nd\u00fcrmedim, anahtar\u0131 almad\u0131m gibi endi\u015felerim olmaz \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc defalarca bakm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r evden \u00e7\u0131kmadan. Bir pasaport kendi kendine geri \u00e7\u0131kar m\u0131 \u00e7antadan seyahat \u00f6ncesinde? \u00c7\u0131kabilir gibi geliyor i\u015fte, defalarca kontrol ediyorum. Zaman kaybettiriyor bunlar biraz evet ama bu saplant\u0131lar\u0131n verdi\u011fi g\u00fcvenceye de\u011fdi\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As\u0131l tehlikeli olan da bu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce zaten!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u00fcy\u00fcklerin de su\u00e7u var ama tuhaf al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131zda. \u00c7ocukken ayakkab\u0131m\u0131 giyerken<em> k\u0131z\u0131m \u00f6nce sa\u011f tekini giy<\/em> demi\u015fti babaannem, bu ya\u015f\u0131ma geldim hen\u00fcz ayakkab\u0131 ve terli\u011fin ilk sol tekini giymi\u015fli\u011fim (ve hatta san\u0131r\u0131m \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m, bilemedim \u015fimdi) yok. Eh tabii kazak ve ti\u015f\u00f6rtlere, montlara da ilk sa\u011f kolumu sokuyorum bu mant\u0131kla. Hangi mant\u0131k? \u00c7ocukken sorgulamay\u0131 ak\u0131l etmedi\u011fim babaanne mant\u0131\u011f\u0131!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sa\u011f taraf iyidir de sol taraf u\u011fursuzluk mu getirir? Ben bu ayr\u0131mc\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 say\u0131lar aras\u0131nda da yapar\u0131m. Cihaz ayarlar\u0131nda \u00e7ift say\u0131lar\u0131 kay\u0131r\u0131r\u0131m mesela. \u00c7ift say\u0131lar u\u011furlu g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr g\u00f6z\u00fcme. Klima \u0131s\u0131s\u0131n\u0131, m\u00fczi\u011fin sesini hep \u00e7ift ayarlar\u0131m. Tek ayarlanm\u0131\u015fsa d\u00fczeltirim el \u00e7abuklu\u011fuyla. Ba\u015fka birinin arabas\u0131ndaysam m\u00fczi\u011fin sesini k\u0131sma veya a\u00e7ma bahanesiyle \u00e7ift say\u0131ya getirerek kazadan beladan korurum kendimizi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n evinde kar\u0131\u015fmam ama, kendi sorumluluklar\u0131 bana ne!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7ok y\u0131llar \u00f6nce, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir \u00f6\u011frencim izledi\u011fi bir diziyi anlat\u0131yordu. &#8220;K\u0131z psikopat, kumandalarda falan hep \u00e7ift say\u0131 ayarl\u0131yor d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnebiliyor musunuz&#8221; dedi. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnebiliyordum ama bunu s\u00f6ylemeye cesaretim yoktu. O ilkokul \u00f6\u011frencisi minik bir k\u0131zd\u0131 ve ben onun \u00f6\u011fretmeni. Hemen klima kumandas\u0131na el at\u0131p \u00e7akt\u0131rmadan tek say\u0131ya getirdim \u015f\u00fcphelenmesin diye ama i\u00e7im rahat etmedi, biraz sonra \u00fc\u015f\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f gibi yap\u0131p bir derece art\u0131rd\u0131m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-medium is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/duro-premium-18-hp-uyumlu-klima-kumandasi-ucretsiz-kargo__0969161284628780-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3989\" width=\"201\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/duro-premium-18-hp-uyumlu-klima-kumandasi-ucretsiz-kargo__0969161284628780-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/duro-premium-18-hp-uyumlu-klima-kumandasi-ucretsiz-kargo__0969161284628780-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/duro-premium-18-hp-uyumlu-klima-kumandasi-ucretsiz-kargo__0969161284628780-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/duro-premium-18-hp-uyumlu-klima-kumandasi-ucretsiz-kargo__0969161284628780.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><figcaption><em>I numeri pari sono pi\u00f9&nbsp;sicuri<br>\u00c7ift say\u0131lar daha g\u00fcvenlidir<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>O minik k\u0131z Londra&#8217;da a\u015f\u00e7\u0131l\u0131k okudu, ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 bir \u015fef \u015fimdi. Benim kumadalar h\u00e2l\u00e2 18, 20, 22, 24&#8217;\u00fc g\u00f6steriyor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u0131llar sonra, elimde klima kumandas\u0131, g\u00fcl\u00fcp benimle dalga ge\u00e7ece\u011fine ve hatta hafif yollu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131layaca\u011f\u0131na emin oldu\u011fum b\u00fcy\u00fck ye\u011fenime bahsettim tak\u0131nt\u0131mdan. Ben k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f beklerken, &#8220;Benim de bir arkada\u015f\u0131m hep \u00f6yle ayarlar&#8221; dedi gayet normalmi\u015f gibi hi\u00e7 \u00fczerinde durmayarak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Onun  o arkada\u015f\u0131 da New York&#8217;ta ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 bir y\u00f6netici. Demek ki \u00e7ok da ilgisi yok zek\u00e2yla, ba\u015far\u0131yla!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-medium is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/0000000418022-1-207x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3987\" width=\"128\" height=\"186\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/0000000418022-1-207x300.jpg 207w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/0000000418022-1.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 128px) 100vw, 128px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Orhan Pamuk&#8217;un dilimize kazand\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 ifade ile &#8220;Bir g\u00fcn bir kitap okudum ve hayat\u0131m de\u011fi\u015fti&#8221;: Kadir Aydemir&#8217;in haz\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 <em>Tuhaf Al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar Kitab\u0131.<\/em> Bu kitapta, farkl\u0131 d\u00fcnyalardan \u00fcnl\u00fc ve \u00fcnl\u00fc olmayan 126 ki\u015finin a\u00e7\u0131k y\u00fcreklilikle anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 tuhaf al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 okuyunca kendimi \u00e7ok normal, sorunsuz hissettim. G\u00f6z\u00fcmde b\u00fcy\u00fctt\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm tak\u0131nt\u0131lar\u0131m k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcld\u00fc birer birer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ama kitab\u0131n sayfa say\u0131s\u0131 tek diye kitapl\u0131\u011f\u0131ma koyam\u0131yorum! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u015eakayd\u0131, inanm\u0131\u015f olamazs\u0131n\u0131z)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obsesif kompulsiflik seviyemi \u00f6l\u00e7mek i\u00e7in yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m testte \u2018s\u0131n\u0131rda\u2019 \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m, var m\u0131 artt\u0131ran?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/onedio.com\/haber\/obsesif-kompulsiflik-seviyeni-tahmin-ediyoruz--661489\">https:\/\/onedio.com\/haber\/obsesif-kompulsiflik-seviyeni-tahmin-ediyoruz&#8211;661489<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/130534113-compulsions-word-cloud-on-a-white-background-1-1-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4049\" width=\"196\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/130534113-compulsions-word-cloud-on-a-white-background-1-1-300x226.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/130534113-compulsions-word-cloud-on-a-white-background-1-1-1024x770.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/130534113-compulsions-word-cloud-on-a-white-background-1-1-768x578.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/130534113-compulsions-word-cloud-on-a-white-background-1-1.jpg 1300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Benim tatl\u0131 bat\u0131llar\u0131m! T\u0131p camias\u0131 obsesif kompulsif bozukluk, bizim cami g\u00fcnah oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor ama ben gizliden tatl\u0131 tatl\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcyorum, yani \u015fu ana kadar gizliydi. San\u0131r\u0131m iyile\u015fme konusunda bir ad\u0131m atmak \u00fczere ilk terapimi burada sizinle yapmaya karar verdim. Bu s\u0131rr\u0131m\u0131 kimseyle payla\u015fmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 biliyorum ama yine de size g\u00fcvenebilece\u011fimi bildirmek i\u00e7in telefonumu \u00fc\u00e7 kere \u00e7ald\u0131r\u0131n. Yoksa &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/2020\/05\/14\/le-mie-dolci-superstizioni\/\" class=\"more-link\">Okumaya devam et <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le mie dolci superstizioni<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3969"}],"version-history":[{"count":54,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10897,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions\/10897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}