{"id":6062,"date":"2020-08-05T07:20:20","date_gmt":"2020-08-05T07:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/?p=6062"},"modified":"2021-03-05T05:38:01","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T05:38:01","slug":"il-mio-signor-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/2020\/08\/05\/il-mio-signor-g\/","title":{"rendered":"Il mio Signor G"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\u0130talyan halk\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6nl\u00fcnde b\u00fcy\u00fck bir iz b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f olan \u015fark\u0131c\u0131, besteci, oyuncu, oyun yazar\u0131 G<\/strong>iorgio G<\/strong>aber (il Signor G) hakk\u0131nda yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Bug\u00fcn ise benim hayat\u0131mda grandissimo<\/em><\/strong> (\u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck) iz b\u0131rakan, benim Signor G’mi yazmak istedim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

G<\/strong>len G<\/strong>arner, ilkokulun be\u015f y\u0131l oldu\u011fu, haz\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131n ortaokula ba\u015flamadan \u00f6nce okundu\u011fu y\u0131llarda benim haz\u0131rl\u0131k s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 \u0130ngilizce \u00f6\u011fretmenimdi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A scuola elementare<\/em><\/strong> (ilkokulda) \u0130ngilizce \u00f6\u011frenmedi\u011fimiz i\u00e7in on bir ya\u015f\u0131na kadar What’s your name?<\/em> sorusu d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda bir \u015fey bilmezdim. Biri bana ad\u0131m\u0131 sorsa, uzun cevap vererek s\u00f6yleyecek d\u00fczeyde \u0130ngilizcem yoktu. Renkler ve hayvanlar\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131n, ona kadar saymay\u0131 biliyor muydum bilmiyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tutta la classe<\/em><\/strong> (t\u00fcm s\u0131n\u0131f) a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 yukar\u0131 bu seviyede oldu\u011fumuz i\u00e7in \u0130ngilizce a\u00e7\u0131s\u0131ndan bo\u015f sayfa, bo\u015f yaz\u0131 tahtas\u0131<\/em> idi beyinlerimiz. \u0130ngiliz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr John Locke’un me\u015fhur Latince metaforundaki tabula rasa<\/em> yani. \u0130\u015fletim sistemi y\u00fckl\u00fc bo\u015f birer tablettik diyelim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mr. Garner, 22 adet tabula rasa<\/em> ile yola \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p in un solo anno scolastico<\/strong><\/em> (yaln\u0131zca bir e\u011fitim y\u0131l\u0131nda) hepimizi \u0130ngilizce konu\u015fan ve bu dili \u00e7ok seven bireylere d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcrd\u00fc. Onda gen\u00e7 \u00f6\u011fretmen idealistli\u011fi ve co\u015fkusu, bizde ise \u00fczerine yaz\u0131lacak her \u015fey i\u00e7in yeri olan tabula rasa <\/em>bo\u015flu\u011fu vard\u0131. Daha da \u00f6nemlisi, onda \u00e7ocuk ruhundan anlayan harika bir ki\u015filik, bizde de ger\u00e7ek ilgi ve sevgiyi hemen ay\u0131rt edebilen \u00e7ocuk ruhu vard\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yar\u0131\u015fmalar, oyunlar, komik canland\u0131rmalar ile nas\u0131l oldu\u011funu anlamadan \u00e7ok \u015fey \u00f6\u011frendik ve be\u015f haz\u0131rl\u0131k s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 aras\u0131nda la pi\u00f9 brava squadra<\/em> <\/strong>(en iyi, en ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 ekip) biz olduk. Bug\u00fcn bile akl\u0131mda \u00e7ok net hat\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m sahneler, s\u00f6zler var o g\u00fcnlerden. Mr. Garner, bize okul d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda da \u00e7ok vakit ay\u0131rd\u0131, beyzbol oynamay\u0131 bile \u00f6\u011fretti. Elimizde boyumuzdan b\u00fcy\u00fck beyzbol sopas\u0131, topa vurmay\u0131 ba\u015farabilirsek e\u011fer, o base <\/em>senin bu base<\/em> benim \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ko\u015ftururduk okulun plato<\/em> lakapl\u0131 dev futbol sahas\u0131nda. Yani, ay\u0131pt\u0131r s\u00f6ylemesi, on bir ya\u015f\u0131nda beyzbol oynam\u0131\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m var benim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mr. Garner okulda iki y\u0131l kald\u0131 ve sonra \u0130zmir T\u00fcrk Koleji’ne ge\u00e7ti. \u0130kinci y\u0131l\u0131nda bizden sonraki d\u00f6nemin haz\u0131rl\u0131k ve ablam\u0131n se\u00e7meli \u0130ngilizce \u00f6\u011fretmeni oldu. Ama ilk \u00f6\u011frencileri oldu\u011fumuz i\u00e7in fra le sue tre classi<\/em><\/strong> (\u00fc\u00e7 s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 aras\u0131nda) bizim yerimiz ayr\u0131yd\u0131, o da bizim i\u00e7in \u00e7ok \u00f6zeldi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130kinci y\u0131l\u0131n\u0131n \u015eubat tatilinde, \u0130ncirlik’te \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ziyaret etmek i\u00e7in Adana’ya gelirken okuldan bizim ev adresimizi alm\u0131\u015f ve bir sabah kap\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7alm\u0131\u015f. Annem, \u00f6\u011fretmenimizin geldi\u011fini s\u00f6yleyerek bizi uyand\u0131rmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken biz de anne sa\u00e7malama, ne \u00f6\u011fretmeni burada <\/em>diye ergen modunda arkam\u0131z\u0131 d\u00f6n\u00fcp uyumaya devam ediyorduk. Derken annem in un modo duro<\/em><\/strong> (ha\u015fin bir tav\u0131rla) kald\u0131rd\u0131 bizi yataktan, sa\u00e7 ba\u015f da\u011f\u0131n\u0131k pijamal\u0131 bir halde, ya\u011fmurdan s\u0131r\u0131ls\u0131klam olmu\u015f \u00f6\u011fretmenimizi kar\u015f\u0131lad\u0131k. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bug\u00fcn d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcmde, annemin sinirini tetikleyen \u015feyin sa\u00e7malama<\/em> s\u00f6zc\u00fc\u011f\u00fc oldu\u011funu tahmin ediyorum. O ya\u015flarda fra di noi <\/em><\/strong>(kendi aram\u0131zda) k\u0131z\u0131m sa\u00e7malama, sa\u00e7malama o\u011flum <\/em>\u015feklinde bol bol kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z ve ablam\u0131n siz<\/em> diye hitap etti\u011fimiz anneanneme sa\u00e7malamay\u0131n<\/em> \u015feklinde s\u00f6yleyip aylarca k\u00fcs kalmalar\u0131na neden olan sa\u00e7malama <\/em>\u00e7ok hassas bir laft\u0131r. S\u00f6yleyen ki\u015fiye ve s\u00f6ylendi\u011fi ortama ba\u011fl\u0131 olarak, ya konu\u015fman\u0131n normal seyrinde fark\u0131na bile var\u0131lmaz ya da aniden ki\u015finin sinirini z\u0131plat\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comunque<\/em><\/strong> (neyse) fazla sa\u00e7malamadan o g\u00fcne d\u00f6neyim ben. Mr. Garner’\u0131n uzun oturdu\u011funu, hatta \u00f6\u011flen eve kebap getirtip yemek yedi\u011fimizi, \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n\u0131 beklediklerini s\u00f6yledi\u011fini hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum. Onu hep s\u0131rt\u0131nda bir k\u0131z\u0131, kuca\u011f\u0131nda di\u011fer k\u0131z\u0131 ile ko\u015ftururken hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum. K\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131n T\u00fcrk adlar\u0131 da vard\u0131 ve o adlar\u0131n\u0131 kullan\u0131rlard\u0131: Esen ve Seher. O kebap sofras\u0131nda haberini ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z Melis’i g\u00f6remedik \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc art\u0131k \u0130zmir’de ya\u015f\u0131yorlard\u0131. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gittikten sonra bir y\u0131l boyunca mektupla\u015ft\u0131k. O bir mektup yaz\u0131p 22 fotokopi yollard\u0131, biz de ona ayr\u0131 ayr\u0131 yazard\u0131k. Bir s\u00fcre \u0130zmir’de kal\u0131p Amerika’ya d\u00f6nd\u00fcler. O \u00fc\u00e7 \u00e7ocuklu bir baba, biz hayatla m\u00fccadele eden ergenlerdik, koptuk. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Internetin hayat\u0131m\u0131za girdi\u011fi y\u0131llarda izini bulmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, ad\u0131 ve ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 eyalet d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda hi\u00e7bir anahtar kelimem yoktu, ula\u015famad\u0131m. Derken nas\u0131l oldu anlamadan lise mezuniyetimizin 20. y\u0131l\u0131 geldi \u00e7att\u0131. Heyecanl\u0131 riunione <\/strong><\/em>(yeniden bulu\u015fma) <\/em>yaz\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131 s\u0131ras\u0131nda, bizim o k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck ekipten bir \u00e7ocuk hocalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 da \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rsak<\/em> diye teklifte bulundu ve Mr. Garner’\u0131 \u00f6zellikle vurgulad\u0131. Onu g\u00f6rmeyeli 25 y\u0131l olmu\u015ftu. Ama mezun olanlar aras\u0131nda onu tan\u0131yan yaln\u0131zca 15-20 ki\u015fiydik, biz iki arkada\u015f \u00f6zel haberle\u015ftik ve ola\u011fan\u00fcst\u00fc bir \u00e7abayla Oregon’da onun izini s\u00fcrebilece\u011fimiz her eve telefon etmeye ba\u015flad\u0131k. \u00c7ok s\u0131k rastlanan bir ad ve soyad\u0131 ile bir \u015fehri de\u011fil, koca eyaleti tar\u0131yorduk. Ben bir s\u00fcre sonra umudumu kaybedip havlu att\u0131m, o ise bir avvocato <\/em><\/strong>kararl\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda b\u0131rakmad\u0131 i\u015fin pe\u015fini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir g\u00fcn heyecanla arad\u0131 beni arkada\u015f\u0131m, Oregon’da annesine ula\u015f\u0131p \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015f nerede oldu\u011funu. Bilin bakal\u0131m neredeymi\u015f? \u0130ncirlik’teki lisede matematik \u00f6\u011fretmenli\u011fi yap\u0131yormu\u015f, yani tam bir g\u00f6kte ararken yerde bulma <\/em>durumu! T\u00fcrkiye’de olmas\u0131 un miracolo<\/em><\/strong> (bir mucize) iken Adana’da ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 duyunca ben deliye d\u00f6nd\u00fcm tabii, piyango bana \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hemen arad\u0131m, Paskalya tatili nedeniyle e\u015fi k\u0131zlar\u0131n yan\u0131na gitti\u011fi halde o Adana’da kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ve okul olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in bombo\u015ftu. Ertesi g\u00fcn \u00f6\u011flen benim ofiste bulu\u015fmaya karar verdik. O bizi Orta I’den itibaren g\u00f6rmemi\u015fti, foto\u011fraflar\u0131 d\u00f6k\u00fcp m\u00fcthi\u015f bir archivio<\/em><\/strong> (ar\u015fiv) haz\u0131rlad\u0131m. Neyi sevip sevmedi\u011fini bilmedi\u011fim i\u00e7in daha garanti oldu\u011funu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm pizza ve \u015farap se\u00e7ene\u011fine s\u0131\u011f\u0131nd\u0131m ve haz\u0131r ol vaziyetinde<\/em> heyecanla beklemeye ba\u015flad\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ve biz o g\u00fcn yedi saat sohbet ettik. O da Adana’ya gelince beni sormu\u015f birka\u00e7 yerden ama sonra burada olaca\u011f\u0131ma ihtimal vermeyip ara\u015ft\u0131rmay\u0131 b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f. Cio\u00e8<\/strong> <\/em>(yani) iki y\u0131l ayn\u0131 \u015fehirde birbirimizden habersiz ya\u015fam\u0131\u015f\u0131z, hay\u0131flanmay\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131p <\/em>\u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fczdeki y\u0131llar i\u00e7in \u015f\u00fckrettik <\/em>art\u0131k. Foto\u011fraflara bakarken, herkesi soyadlar\u0131 ile hat\u0131rl\u0131yor olmas\u0131na inanamad\u0131m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soyad\u0131 demi\u015fken, art\u0131k due adulti<\/strong><\/em> (iki yeti\u015fkin) oldu\u011fumuz i\u00e7in biraz da hocalar\u0131n dedikodusunu yapt\u0131. O haz\u0131rl\u0131k hocalar\u0131ndan biri, alfabetik s\u0131raya g\u00f6re d\u00fczenlenen s\u0131n\u0131flar\u0131 payla\u015facaklar\u0131 toplant\u0131da, soyadlar\u0131 alfabenin ilk harfleri ile ba\u015flayan bir grubu almak istedi\u011fini \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc onlar\u0131n daha zeki olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylemi\u015f. \u00d6rnek olarak da Atat\u00fcrk’\u00fc vermi\u015f!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bizim idealist Mr. Garner’c\u0131k da dumura u\u011fray\u0131p, hi\u00e7 kimsenin el atmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bizim E s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131n\u0131 kapm\u0131\u015f. M\u00fcthi\u015f bir sempati duymu\u015f bu soyad\u0131 alfabedeki son harflerle ba\u015flayan a noi poverini<\/strong><\/em> (biz zavall\u0131c\u0131klara). San\u0131r\u0131m en ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131flar biz ve D s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 idi o sene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yeme\u011fimiz bitti, bir \u015fi\u015fe nefis \u0130talyan \u015farab\u0131n\u0131 devirdik, kahve-cheesecake a\u015famas\u0131nda \u00e7at kap\u0131 day\u0131m u\u011frad\u0131 ve sohbetimize kat\u0131ld\u0131. Verso la sera <\/em><\/strong>(ak\u015fama do\u011fru), bu kadar uzun oturaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeyip, at\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmal\u0131k bir \u015feyler haz\u0131rlamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcrken kap\u0131 \u00e7ald\u0131 ve kar\u015f\u0131 kom\u015fudan bir koca k\u00e2se patlam\u0131\u015f m\u0131s\u0131r geldi. Derken yine kap\u0131 \u00e7ald\u0131, bir \u00f6\u011frencimin annesi “Ne olur kusura bakmay\u0131n, ge\u00e7erken i\u00e7im i\u00e7ime s\u0131\u011fmad\u0131, payla\u015fmak istedim” diyerek u\u011frad\u0131. Me\u011fer k\u0131z\u0131 beraber \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z Romeo ve J\u00fclyet<\/em> s\u0131nav\u0131ndan 90 k\u00fcsur bir not alm\u0131\u015f. Ben hemen onu da kahveye al\u0131koyup Mr. Garner ile tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m. G\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcn \u00f6n\u00fcnden hi\u00e7 gitmez onun co\u015fkuyla, “Hocalar\u0131n hocas\u0131yla tan\u0131\u015fmak ne onur verici” <\/em>diyerek adam\u0131n ellerini tutmas\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bazen tek bir an bile insana iyi ki ya\u015f\u0131yorum, iyi ki yapt\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131 yap\u0131yorum <\/em>dedirtir ya, benim i\u00e7in o karelerden biridir bu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Garner, o kavu\u015fman\u0131n keyfiyle hemen \u0130stanbul’da ya\u015fayan arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131zla bulu\u015fmak \u00fczere \u0130stanbul’a gitti. Kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 otelde bulu\u015fmak \u00fczere organizasyon yapan (onu bulan) arkada\u015f\u0131m yaln\u0131zca birka\u00e7 ki\u015finin gelebilece\u011fini s\u00f6yledi. B\u00f6yle bir mucizeyi yakalam\u0131\u015ft\u0131k ama herkesin i\u015fi g\u00fcc\u00fc, \u00e7olu\u011fu \u00e7ocu\u011fu, seyahati vard\u0131. L’ultimo giorno <\/em><\/strong>(son g\u00fcn), geleceklerin say\u0131s\u0131 ikiye d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc ve toplant\u0131s\u0131 uzayan di\u011fer arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n da gitmedi\u011fini duyunca \u00e7ok \u00fcz\u00fcld\u00fcm, daha \u00e7ok da utand\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u00f6ylece, yaln\u0131zca biz ikimizle ayr\u0131 ayr\u0131 bulu\u015fabilmi\u015f oldu \u00f6\u011fretmenimiz. T\u00fcrk\u00e7e konu\u015furken en s\u0131k kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6zc\u00fcklerden biri vefa<\/em> olan bu \u00f6zel adama yap\u0131lmamal\u0131yd\u0131 bu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ama ben y\u0131llarca t\u00fcm s\u0131n\u0131f arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131n yerine de bol bol g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fcp Garner ailesinden biri oldum!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0130talyan halk\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6nl\u00fcnde b\u00fcy\u00fck bir iz b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f olan \u015fark\u0131c\u0131, besteci, oyuncu, oyun yazar\u0131 Giorgio Gaber (il Signor G) hakk\u0131nda yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Bug\u00fcn ise benim hayat\u0131mda grandissimo (\u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck) iz b\u0131rakan, benim Signor G’mi yazmak istedim. Glen Garner, ilkokulun be\u015f y\u0131l oldu\u011fu, haz\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131n ortaokula ba\u015flamadan \u00f6nce okundu\u011fu y\u0131llarda benim haz\u0131rl\u0131k s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 \u0130ngilizce \u00f6\u011fretmenimdi. A scuola elementare (ilkokulda) … Okumaya devam et Il mio Signor G<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6062"}],"version-history":[{"count":74,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10186,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062\/revisions\/10186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}