{"id":8322,"date":"2020-09-23T06:58:44","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T06:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/?p=8322"},"modified":"2021-03-05T10:12:03","modified_gmt":"2021-03-05T10:12:03","slug":"oh-mio-dio-salvaci-per-favore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/23\/oh-mio-dio-salvaci-per-favore\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh mio Dio, salvaci per favore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Aman Tanr\u0131m, kurtar bizi l\u00fctfen!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cadono i capelli, cadiamo anche noi<\/em><\/strong> (sa\u00e7lar d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor, biz de d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyoruz<\/em>). Allah\u0131m l\u00fctfen beni affet ve tez vakitte \u0131slah et. Ya da sen coronay\u0131 hallet, ben fabrika ayarlar\u0131ma kendim d\u00f6nerim. Dilimin kemi\u011fi h\u0131zla erirken kalbimde de bir k\u00f6t\u00fclenme ba\u015flad\u0131. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn bir arkada\u015f\u0131m sa\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131n fena halde d\u00f6k\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc s\u00f6yleyince fena halde sevinirken yakalad\u0131m kendimi. Hatta kimin sa\u00e7\u0131 daha \u00e7ok ve spaventoso <\/em><\/strong>(korkutucu) \u015fekilde d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor diye yar\u0131\u015f\u0131rken utanmadan ayy \u00e7ok sevindim<\/em> diye sevincimi belli ettim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi ricordo<\/em><\/strong> (hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum), eskiden arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131n ba\u015far\u0131lar\u0131na, mutlu olaylar\u0131na sevinirdim ve ba\u015flar\u0131na gelen olumsuz \u015feylere \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcrd\u00fcm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Di\u011fer bir arkada\u015f\u0131mla ise r\u00fcyalar\u0131m\u0131zdaki tuhafl\u0131klar\u0131 yar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yoruz. Ben ge\u00e7enlerde r\u00fcyamda scusate<\/em><\/strong> (afedersiniz) kaka temizledim ve hemen internette r\u00fcya tabirlerine bakt\u0131m. \u0130nanamad\u0131m, her duruma g\u00f6re y\u00fczlerce yorum var. Demek ki herkes g\u00f6r\u00fcyor bu tarz r\u00fcyalar diye \u00e7ok rahatlad\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dinledi\u011fim bir yoruma g\u00f6re hayat daha rahat bir hale gelecek, ruhumun iyile\u015fmesi sayesinde bedenim \u015fifa bulacakt\u0131. Tabii hemen bu r\u00fcyam\u0131 payla\u015f\u0131p g\u00fczel g\u00fcnlerin yakla\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 m\u00fcjdeledim arkada\u015f\u0131ma. Non ci credo <\/strong>(inanm\u0131yorum), ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn ben de g\u00f6rd\u00fcm <\/em>demez mi! Ben inand\u0131m hemen, tek s\u0131y\u0131ran ben olamam herhalde koca yerk\u00fcre \u00fczerinde. G\u00fczel g\u00fcnler yak\u0131n diye sevindik, <\/em><\/strong>\u015feye<\/em> <\/em><\/strong>sard\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z ihtimalini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmedik bile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Onun son r\u00fcyas\u0131nda ise eski kocas\u0131 bir sine\u011fe dinleme cihaz\u0131 tak\u0131p gizlice evine g\u00f6ndermi\u015fti. Sence s\u0131y\u0131rmam hangi fazda <\/em>diye sordu. S\u0131y\u0131rmas\u0131n\u0131n pik yapmas\u0131na <\/em>sevindim ve kendimi \u00e7ok iyi hissettim, ben iyiyim hen\u00fcz demek ki!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Giovanna Mezzogiorno<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Bu hafta mi sono fatta tagliare i capelli <\/em><\/strong>(sa\u00e7lar\u0131m\u0131 kestirdim), la finestra di fronte<\/em><\/strong> (kar\u015f\u0131 pencere) modeli. Gayet iyi oldu, art\u0131k aynalarla bar\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Daha da \u00f6nemlisi, d\u00f6k\u00fclme de bariz \u015fekilde azald\u0131 \u015fimdiden. Zaten bir s\u00fcredir aloe vera jeli ile besliyorum sa\u00e7lar\u0131m\u0131. Her g\u00fcn balkondan bir yaprak kopar\u0131p ekme\u011fe tereya\u011f\u0131 s\u00fcrer gibi kolayca ikiye kesip \u00e7\u0131kan bol miktarda jeli sa\u00e7\u0131ma ve cildime s\u00fcr\u00fcyorum. Il mio parrucchiere <\/em><\/strong>(kuaf\u00f6r\u00fcm) d\u00f6k\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f ama yenileri de \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor<\/em> dedi, ya\u015fas\u0131n!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In realt\u00e0<\/em><\/strong> (asl\u0131nda) y\u0131llar \u00f6nce internetten buldu\u011fum bir \u015fampuan form\u00fcl\u00fc var \u00e7ok etkili ama ben eczane \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131n\u0131 bununla me\u015fgul etmemek ve \u015fimdi de \u00fc\u015fendi\u011fim i\u00e7in yapt\u0131rmad\u0131m. Zaten \u015fampuan\u0131n i\u00e7ine enjekte edilen B ve E vitaminleri ve fazladan bir s\u00fcr\u00fc element var aloe vera jelinde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ama aram\u0131zda kals\u0131n per favore<\/em><\/strong>, sa\u00e7lar\u0131 d\u00f6k\u00fclen arkada\u015f\u0131ma \u015fampuandan ve aloe vera \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcmden bahsetmedim, herkes kendi sa\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7aresine baks\u0131n<\/em> bana ne! Sa\u00e7\u0131m\u0131 kestirmenin iyi geldi\u011fini bile s\u00f6ylemeyece\u011fim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kar\u015f\u0131 penceredeki adam o dururken bana bakmaz \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aman Tanr\u0131m, kurtar bizi l\u00fctfen! Cadono i capelli, cadiamo anche noi (sa\u00e7lar d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor, biz de d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyoruz). Allah\u0131m l\u00fctfen beni affet ve tez vakitte \u0131slah et. Ya da sen coronay\u0131 hallet, ben fabrika ayarlar\u0131ma kendim d\u00f6nerim. Dilimin kemi\u011fi h\u0131zla erirken kalbimde de bir k\u00f6t\u00fclenme ba\u015flad\u0131. Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn bir arkada\u015f\u0131m sa\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131n fena halde d\u00f6k\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc s\u00f6yleyince fena halde … Okumaya devam et Oh mio Dio, salvaci per favore<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8322"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8322"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10190,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8322\/revisions\/10190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.italianoconulgen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}